Another Setup
I can't count the number of times I've heard the statement "Y'all would be great together. Why haven't I thought of this sooner?!" Well, here we go again. One of my chiropractors (that sounds sad) and my masseuse both thought of me the other day when discussing a friend of theirs. "Ryan would be great for her!" So I spoke with chiropractor/masseuse Keely when setting up a massage with foo-foo masseuse Teresa (it's a rough life) and the presentation was made. I informed Keely that I am strictly opposed to blind dates because they have been SO unfruitful in the past. Even though it might seem shallow, I had to at least see a picture before any action was taken. Keely then invited me to her daughter's 2nd birthday party so I could see this incredible person up close. While talking to both Keely and Teresa this past Tuesday after an incredible 90 minute foo-foo massage, they were both excited about the opportunity. Here is the description of my soon-to-be new friend:
- 31 years old (not too old or too young)
- Never married (red flag or not?)
- 5'-4" - 5'-5" (not too tall or too short)
- 115 - 120 pounds (sounds like a good weight for her height)
- Master's degree in Psychology (pretty AND smart)
- In good shape (in the words of Keely, "I know...I've massaged her...she's firm!")
- Fair skin (there go the beach trips)
- Shoulder length blonde hair (nice)
- Blue eyes (even nicer)
- Looking for a good Christian man (Present!)
- Soft spoken (hopefully still a good conversationalist)
- Motherly (don't worry, Mom...she can't replace you)
- Good cook (yeah...but can she cook Spam correctly?)
- Country girl ("Yee-haw!")
Saturday has been declared the "Day of Meeting". I feel like my life is turning into a soap opera. I grew up watching "Days of Our Lives" (and still do occasionally) and you may remember "Ryan's Hope" as well. I think I'll combine the two. Stay tuned to the new hit "Ryan's Hope That Something Exciting Will Soon Happen in the Days of His Life" and I'll let you know what future episodes might bring.
posted by Ryan Adair @ 3:10 PM
5 comments
5 Comments:
Dude, this great. I'm all excited to hear how this turns out.
By the way, I'm 32 and never married. Red flag or not? Sure, I'm insecure, dysfunctional, and carry lots of relational baggage. But the fact of the matter is I'm deathly afraid of committment. So, don't worry, it may not be a red flag. Maybe she's just like me. :)
Keep me posted.
Good luck!! She sounds hot. She must be, if she's 5'4", weighs 115-120 lbs, and has shoulder length hair...oh wait - that describes me! :-)
now to the important question...when do WE get to meet this chick?
good luck man!
Haha I liked your last comment...unfortunately I can't help you with the roach problem because they creep me out almost as much as the snakes and lizards. In fact, I am the worst person to have around in any of those situations. I scream like a 5 year old. Teaching is going alright...keeping me really busy..and exhausted. And on the topic of freshmen developing crushes, it's a little unlikely since I only have 2 boys in my class. Haha. I don't think I have much to worry about.
HAHAHAHAHA! I'm 5'4 so Im glad you approve of her height, and ab that fair skin thing...I STILL GO TO THE BEACH. Im also still waiting for fair skin to make a comeback from their victorian days. keep us updated!
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